“How to deactivate a cat”
For those that are like “what?” it is instinct for a cat to stop moving when picked up by the scruff of the neck, as that’s how a mother cat gets her kittens places.
OH MY GODS THEY HAVE AN OFF SWITCH
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.